Myth
Breaker Stossel: He’s Misstra Know It All
By Chris Manson
August 10, 2006 Issue
With all the prominent kooks around these days—I’m
thinking specifically of Godless author Ann Coulter, but lately
Mel Gibson appears to be shaping up to overtake the number-one
slot—it’s interesting the relatively harmless John
Stossel has landed a book on the bestsellers list. I call him
harmless because after reading Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity,
I wasn’t the least bit angered, intrigued, or moved.
Stossel begins
his remarkably useless book with a chapter titled “Clueless
Media.” C’mon, John, tell us something we don’t
already know. Of course, his employer ABC News — Stossel
made his name as a 20/20 correspondent — is spared from
criticism. Interestingly, the one media outlet that really has
excelled at scrutinizing the media, Z magazine, recently published
a fine article discrediting Stossel’s television special
on “Stupid Schools” from which Chapter 5 of Myths…
draws heavily.
I have problems
with Stossel’s sources. Anyone can support their argument
with a quote or two from some “expert” or obscure
study. But Stossel seldom presents strong opposing viewpoints,
if only to tear them down. Instead he relies heavily on recycled
20/20 reports, and brief quotes from his interview subjects. It’s
about as exciting as reading courtroom transcripts.
Speaking of
the courtroom, Stossel really has it in for greedy trial lawyers,
especially those who specialize in class action suits. But what
does he suggest we do about this problem? Nothing, really. The
idiocy of someone suing a fast food joint for making him fat is
old news, as stale as last year’s Jay Leno monologues.
Another chapter
takes on the “Monster Government.” As a self-proclaimed
libertarian, Stossel’s gripes are to be expected, but where’s
the fire? And why is it that Stossel doesn’t brag about
his gun collection and the right to bear arms like all the libertarians
I’ve met? In “Bashing Business,” Stossel proclaims
that all corporations aren’t evil, citing only the predictable
Enron, Tyco, and WorldCom as exceptions. It might have been interesting
for the author to find a company that could serve as a model for
others — exceptional treatment of employees, stuff like
that. Instead, he calls outsourcing American jobs a good thing
and stands up for Halliburton. Normally, I’d get worked
up over such claims, but Stossel’s presentation borders
on the trivial.
In fact, Myths…
is not likely to be taken any more seriously than one of those
trivia books you find in the reference section, especially when
Stossel spends a whole chapter dispelling those old Mom’s
tales. Want to go swimming after eating? It won’t hurt you!
Save your dough and buy Why Do Men Have Nipples? instead. You
might actually learn something.
Even areas
where Stossel has some creditable experience — parenting
and consumer reporting —offer little in the way of useful
information. The reader would be better off with an issue of Consumer
Reports for the latter. At least the magazine is current.
Other Stosselisms
abound throughout the book. Global warming exists, but it’s
hardly the big problem Al Gore thinks it is. Beating your kids
is bad. Men and women really are different. Did I mention Stossel
identifies himself as a libertarian? How about simpleton? I add
this cheap remark because I know the author will not sue me.
The only emotion
I feel after reading Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity is pity
for the booksellers who have to figure out where to shelf this
thing after it slides off the bestseller list. Current affairs?
Not political enough. Humor? Not funny enough. How about the remainder
bin?
304 pages,
Hyperion, available at bookstores, local libraries, and online
booksellers.
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