At an optometrist’s office:
”If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a taxidermist’s window:
”We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office:
”Time wounds all heels.”

On a fence:
”Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At a car dealership:
”The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler Shop:
”No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
”Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the electric company:
”We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

In a restaurant window:
”Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a funeral home:
”Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

At a propane filling station,
”Tank heaven for little grills.”

And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
”Best place in town to take a leak.”