Redneck Haiku
January 2, 2003 Issue

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette
girlsAdorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can git on
Disability

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been mowing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No night crawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

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