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First
Grader Proverbs
February 10,
2005 Issue
Internet Gem
A first grade
teacher collected well-known proverbs. She had 25 students in her
class and she presented each child in her class the first half of
a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind
that these are 6-year-olds because the last one is classic!
- Better to
be safe than ....................punch a 5th grader.
- Strike while
the .............................bug is close.
- It's always
darkest before ...............Daylight Saving Time.
- Never underestimate
the power of ....termites.
- You can lead
a horse to water but ....how?
- Don't bite
the hand that......................looks dirty.
- No news is.........................................impossible.
- A miss is
as good as a ........................Mr..
- You can't
teach an old dog new ........math.
- If you lie
down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.
- Love all,
trust ............................me.
- The pen is
mightier than the ......pigs.
- An idle mind
is .......................the best way to relax.
- Where there's
smoke there's ........pollution.
- Happy the
bride who .................gets all the presents.
- A penny saved
is ..........................not much.
- Two's company,
three's ...............the Musketeers.
- Don't put
off till tomorrow what .......you put on to go to bed.
- Laugh and
the whole world laughs with you, cry and....... you have to blow
your nose.
- There are
none so blind as.................Stevie Wonder.
- Children
should be seen and not .........spanked or grounded.
- If at first
you don't succeed .................get new batteries.
- You get out
of something only what you............see in the picture on the
box.
- When the
blind leadeth the blind ....get out of the way.
And the WINNER
..... !
25. Better
late than..........................pregnant
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