Ghouls,
Giggles and Gore
By Adam Pope
October
15, 2009 Issue
The appearance of zombies on screen certainly is not a new phenomenon—George
A. Romero has been doing it for just under half a century. But
with 2004’s Shaun of the Dead, a gruesome and cheeky British
import, fans were introduced to a new kind of zombie cinema, the
zombie comedy. These “zomedies” attempt to tickle
and terrorize, no easy feat. Zombieland follows carefully in the
well-worn path of its British predecessor, delivering hordes of
laughs and buckets of blood and gore without wasting time on pesky
plotlines or character development.
As with most
zombie flicks, the audience is not clued in on exactly what caused
the majority of the known world to become brain-craving cadavers,
only that it began at the Gas ‘N Gulp as some form of Mad
Cow Disease that soon spread to Mad People Disease. At least that’s
the inner monologue we are given from Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg),
the pasty, lily-livered college student who has survived in Zombieland
(as he refers to the world) due to a meticulous and oft repeated
set of rules. Director Ruben Fleischer flashes these rules on
screen any time they come into play, such as “Rule #1: Cardio”
whenever Columbus has to hoof it out of an undead situation.
Columbus is
soon joined in his quest to survive by Tallahassee, a rootin’
tootin’ redneck with a chip on his shoulder and a short
fuse played giddily by Woody Harrelson, and a double dose of heroine
in Wichita (Emma Stone) and her younger sister, Little Rock (Abigail
Breslin). All have somehow survived the widespread destruction
and seem to have gotten their PhDs in zombie slaying. Each character
has his or her own ulterior motive, from Columbus’s desire
to get the girl to Wichita attempting to keep her much younger
sister’s spirits up to Tallahassee’s unbridled passion
for locating a Twinkie before they reach their expiration date.
After fighting wave after wave, it soon becomes apparent that
Columbus may have to break one of his beloved rules—“Rule
#17: Don’t Be a Hero.”
The jokes
in Zombieland come fast and furious, and there really is something
for everyone to laugh at whether you like the blatant, brutal
physical comedy (Woody Harrelson going after zombies with hedge
clippers and baseball bats) or the perfectly serrated banter.
The script is a masterpiece of pithy comebacks, zingers, one-liners,
and colloquial hodgepodge that seems oddly fitting deep in the
heart of Zombieland, USA. Eisenberg gives a believable performance
as a lovable coward, and Harrelson is having more fun than some
actors have in their entire careers as he plows through the zombie
masses in a parade of Hummers, handguns, and garden hoes, all
without wrinkling his snakeskin shirt. Fleischer also does a great
job with the over-the-top gore effects needed to make any zombie
film complete. There isn’t a single organ or body part that
isn’t being happily tugged on or ingested by some walking
carcass, and gallons of fake blood hammer the point home that
this isn’t a PG film.
“RUTHLESS”LY
AMUSING
Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, Whip It, is the best movie
no one is seeing, having earned only $4.6 million in its opening
weekend. True, the basic plot—which combines teenage rebellion
against parental oppression witha typical underdog-comeback
sports story—isn’t that original. The setting, however,
is anything but ordinary, basing itself in the resurrecting underground
world of roller derby. It literally puts a new spin on an old
genre.
Ellen Page
stars as Bliss (a/k/a "Babe Ruthless")a typical
teen chastised for appreciating life's amazing randomness. She
eventually discovers the world of roller derby, hides the fact
that she's not old enough to compete, and (shocker) discovers
that she's really good at it. Page is joined by an amazing supporting
cast that includes Juliette Lewis, Zoe Bell, Eve, Kristen Wiig,
and, of course, Barrymore. It’s as if Barrymore one day
decided to get together with her fellow actresses and said, "Hey,
let's make a roller derby movie and have some fun with it!"
The on-screen
chemistry of the cast suggests that they did, indeed, have fun
making this film.Barrymore brings out a wild side not seen
since her famous sitting with David Letterman.Lewis takes
the stereotypical antagonist role and makes it her own. Page,
as always, plays her role very well and certainly earns her props
for taking such a beating on the rink. The most surprising
performance, however, is by SNL's Wiig—she throws in her
usual offbeat flavor while pulling off the caring mentor vibe.
The movie
as a whole is very enjoyable.Although somewhat predictable,
it’s still funny and thrilling to watch, but most importantly,
empowering.As odd as it may sound, this movie is a certain
motivator for young girls wanting to find their place in the world.
Whip It takes the "can do anything" attitude and takes
it to a very unique place while showing an entertaining world
that is making a major comeback.
- “Johnny C.” Alexander
Next Beachcomber:
Is there enough money in the Beachcomber’s budget to get
one of our writers to suffer through Saw VI?
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