All in the (Hussein) Family
August 28, 2003 Issue

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known
family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay—.the restauranteur
Guday—the half-Australian brother
Huray—the sports fanatic
Sashay—the gay brother
Kuntay and Kintay—the twins from the African mother
Sayhay—the baseball player
Ojay—the stalker/murderer
Gulay—.the singer/entertainer
Ebay—the internet czar
Biliray—the country music star
Ecksray—the radiologist
Puray—the blender factory owner
Regay—the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay—the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay—the coffee shop owner
Bufay—the 300 pound sister
Dushay—the clean sister
Phayray—the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway—.the grocery store owner
Ollay—.the half-mexican sister
Gudlay—the prostitute
and
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.

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