Gogh For It!
December 19, 2002 Issue

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh

The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh

His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach: Wellsfar Gogh

The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh

His nephew, the psychoanalyst.: E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

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