Baseball
and Politics: A Nation Divided
By Chris Manson
January 27, 2005 Issue
Here are two
books that take place well after the fact. Since we already know
how the stories are going to turn out, its kind of like
seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 post-election. Or as my main man Michael
ODonoghue once remarked, Its like looking at
pornography after youve just had an orgasm. The presence
of Faithful: Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Chronicle the Historic
2004 Season and Whats the Matter with Kansas? showing a
renewed interest in history, however recent that history may be.
Im no
baseball fan, but I was attracted to Faithful due largely to my
enjoyment of co-author Stephen Kings columns in Entertainment
Weekly (as for the rest of the magazine
). I must confess
that Ive read little else of Kings massive output,
aside from The Dead Zone and the comic book adaptation of his
cult film classic Creepshow. But any guy who enlists AC/DC to
compose the score for his first (and so far only) movie as directorthe
underrated Maximum Overdriveand names Maria Full of Grace
his top flick of the year is pretty cool in my book.
I was born
in Chicago, but moved down south at a very young age, so I missed
my chance to become a Cubs or White Sox (I still root for the
former) superfreak. All thats left of those hazy memories
is a well-traveled Sox bobble-head figure with a broken cap and
no photographic evidence of any trips to Wrigley Field, so Ill
have to take Moms word for it. Florence, Ala.my hometown
by defaultwasnt much of a baseball town, though you
had your share of Atlanta Braves aficionados.
In Faithful,
Stewart ONan mostly and King (whose contributions are in
bold type, so fans can skip right over to his stuff) follow the
Red Sox through the tumultuous 2004 season. ONan makes the
journey to spring training and catches many of the games in person.
He never pretends to be a journalist, showing up for batting practice,
collecting autographs, and employing a large net to catch foul
balls. The Sox are up, then down, always fearing the steroid-fueled
New York Yankees. The Sox victory in the playoffs over the best
ballplayers Steinbrenners money could buy provides the high
point; the actual World Series match-up plays like an anticlimax.
It can be said that the authors have two favorite teams, the Sox
and anyone playing the Yankees.
Dont
look for any heated arguments between the two authorsKing
is a wee bit more optimistic about his teams chances to
break their 86-year losing streakbut there are plenty of
long-winded summaries of virtually every game played during that
amazing season. Which is why they say (authors included) ballgames
arent played on paper. I dont care how good a writer
you arewhen you start going into detail about the Sox and
throwing all these names and nicknames out without attaching any
personality to them, its hard for me to stay interested.
Still, King is such a gifted scribe he cannot help but inject
some wit into the proceedings. He also demonstrates how to watch
baseball on television, in particular the Fox Networkturn
the sound all the way down. He is also able to read books during
the two-minute commercial breaks, good advice for folks who say
they dont have time for the latest bestsellers. And King
provides an interesting history of the garage-rock classic Dirty
Water, the unofficial theme song for the struggling Sox.
To their credit,
ONan and King have found a way to write off pricey scalper
tickets and stadium souvenirs. But I find the lack of drama puzzling.
The authors devotion to the Sox doesnt appear to have
put any strain on their marriages, so just how diehard are these
fans, anyway?
Thomas Frank,
returning to his home state, wonders how his old stomping grounds
became the laughing stock of America. In Whats the Matter
with Kansas? Frank tries to get to the bottom of things and discovers
the real culprit for the heartland swing to corporate-loving conservatism
is Americas so-called moral decay in general and abortion
and homosexuality in particular. These are issues that elected
politicians can do nothing about, as Frank points out several
times during this fascinating and well-researched work.
History shows
that Kansas has long been the center of developing trends in America.
Many fine chain stores and fast food joints got their start there.
Kansas is often used as a test market for new products (electric
scissors, perhaps?). Many a Hollywood pitch session has been interrupted
by some clueless studio executive asking, Yeah, but will
the folks in Kansas go for it? However, did you realize
that in the late 19th century this now laughed-at state was a
stronghold for progressive thought and populist politics? Genuine
leftist views, for cryin out loud.
Basically, it boils down to the conservative movements endless
attempts to make Middle America feel helpless, forever controlled
by some imaginary ruling class of latte-drinking liberals (what
Frank calls the great backlash). Politicians and talk-radio
pundits serve up constant reminders that the country is going
straight to hell and theres nothing we can do about it except
whine and yearn for the good old days. Particularly memorable
is the chapter in which Frank examines the rise of the Christian-pandering
conservatives and the decline of the moderate Republicans.
Frank doesnt
come off as some know-it-all liberal who has all the answers,
but his questions are always intriguing. Why is righteousness
more important to the Kansans than prosperity? Why are so many
low-income blue-collar Americans willing to see the corporate
fat cats get richer while the small towns wither away? Frank visits
some notable Kansans, including a man who started his own version
of the Catholic Church and elected himself Popeyet the author
portrays such characters respectfully and without passing judgment.
Whats
the Matter with Kansas? was completed prior to the 2004 presidential
election, but apparently Frank knew something the hapless Democrats
did not. The Dems, thanks in large part to the corporate-friendly
policies of the Clinton administration, are beginning to look
more and more like the old moderate Republicans. The new breed
of conservatives is a frightening prospect, but until someone
offers a reasonable alternative, Kansas and the majority of America
will continue to move further to the right.
Faithful:
Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Fans Chronicle the Historic 2004 Season
(Scribner, 407 pages) and Whats the Matter With Kansas (Metropolitan
Books, 306 pages) available in local bookstores and libraries.
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