May
3 , 2007 Issue
The business of
writing is a singularly solitary pursuit. One was once faced with
a blank sheet of paper in a typewriter, now it’s a blank screen
and the writer must transform the nothing into something. It’s
not always easy to come up with an theme for filling that space,
especially if one wants to stay away from current events or politics;
subjects most writers could go on an on about.
One thing that is unusual
about writing for newspapers is that from time to time the writers
are offered the opportunity to do something they would not ordinarily
be able to do. At least once a year, an intrepid reporter from the
daily newspaper flies in an Air Force jet and reports on the experience.
Ordinary citizens only pay for the jets; they are not given the
opportunity to take a ride, but journalists are.
And so it was that many
years ago, I was invited to ride the final leg of a trail ride into
San Antonio, Texas for the annual rodeo. At the time, I was writing
for a small weekly paper and I had a small, but highly disturbed
following, which is the only reason I can think of they asked me
along in the first place. These trail riders annually left their
jobs behind and rode many miles into the city for the rodeo roundup.
At the urging of my co-workers, I decided to do it because it was
one of those once in a lifetime chances to do something out of the
ordinary.
Wearing mostly borrowed
gear such as boots, a cowboy hat and a western style coat and toting
a camera, I met the trail riders in China Grove (yes the very same
one as the Doobie Brothers song) at the crack of dawn. They had
camped overnight, while I drove in after a comfortable night in
my own bed. I took a cup of the camp brewed coffee, even though
I was concerned about comfort breaks on the approximately 20-mile
ride. However, noting how the others were slugging it down, I assumed
there was a plan. Thankfully, there was.
The horse was huge. Huge.
I had to stand on a box in order to be able to mount it. I had ridden
horses as a young girl, but the lessons were in the proper English
saddle. This was decidedly not an English saddle.
Once mounted, I made
myself as comfortable as one can when seated on an animal. I was
told the animal was gentle and accustomed to riders whose skills
were not highly refined. In other words, they didn’t think
the guy would buck me off and this was a considerable concern because
the route to the convention center was largely beside the freeway.
You haven’t lived until you’ve been astride a horse,
75-feet above a freeway interchange.
The lane was narrow.
I was slightly terrified, but trying gamely not to show it. It was
impossible for people to ride side-by-side, so I was on my own.
Had the animal decided it had had enough of me, you wouldn’t
be reading this because I would have gone ass over teakettle onto
hard concrete below and I was acutely aware of it. I was sorry I
had ever looked down.
By and by, we reached
our destination. It had taken most of the day since we stopped at
a restaurant for lunch and the comfort stations. When all was said
and done, I would have to say it was a pleasurable experience, made
more so by the pleasant folks I was riding with. There was no danger
I was going to buy a horse and decide to make the 100-mile trek
the following year, but it was something I got to do simply because
people who write opinion pieces for newspapers share themselves
a good deal and the people who were reading me at the time thought
I might enjoy it. They were right and I was grateful for the experience.
Special thanks
to Eric Stratmann for helping me to remember this day in my life
and thus have something to fill the blank screen with today.
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