Language
Sticklers Unite for Eats, Shoots & Leaves
By Leah Stratmann June
3 , 2004 Issue
Its
not often that a book about punctuation comes along with the readability
of a novel; but in Lynne Truss book Eats, Shoots &
Leaves, The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, the author
provides terrific information on punctuation with hilarious anecdotal
evidence of the decline of the English language.
Truss refers
to herself as a stickler and claims there are lots of us who cringe
when seeing the misuse of language by people who should know better.
The author was apoplectic about the movie Two Weeks Notice and
thought about running about England with a huge apostrophe on
a stick. You see, the proper title should have been Two Weeks
Notice, but apparently nobody at Warner Brothers was aware of
the error or even cared about it.
If you are
a stickler who stops dead in your tracks when reading or seeing
something blatently wrong, this book is for you. It is heartening
to find the book on so many bestseller lists and newspaper columnists
doing stories about it. Its the humor that draws one in,
I think. This is the caption I read that dragged me to the bookstore:
A
panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it,
then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
Why?
asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses
it over his shoulder.
Im
a panda, he says, at the door. Look it up.
The
waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an
explanation.
Panda.
Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats,
shoots and leaves.
As an editor,
I thought there was probably something to be learned by reading
a non-fiction book on punctuation. Like many, I often question
the use of comma here or a semicolon there. In the first chapter,
I was somewhat shocked to see the periods, exclamation points
and question marks outside of the quotation marks. Later, the
author explains that we Americans put them inside, while the Brits
prefer them outside. It is just one of the many peculiarities
between two countries who nominally speak the same language, albeit
with quite different spellings on a number of words.
The author
has done her research into punctuation with some detail. Shes
funnier and the information easier to understand when she straightforwardly
sticks to the here and now, She cites numerous examples to support
each punctuation mark she lovingly covers and she has extensive
chapters on the apostrophe, the comma, the semicolon, the colon
and the dash.
She is a pedantic
with wit, imparting information in a chatty communicative style.
She deplores the decline in language and recalls everyday signs
she sees like Bob,s Pets and reserves a lot of antagonism for
those who do not know the difference between its and its.
She shakes her finger at educators and journalists alike for laxly
allowing language and lack of grammar to flourish unchecked. She
claims this is not an instruction book about grammar, merely an
excuse for sticklers to continue to love grammar.
The
consequences of mispunctuation has appealed to both great and
little minds, and in the age of the fancy-that email a popular
example is the comparison of two sentences:
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
A woman: without her, man is nothing.
Hence,
two vastly different meanings to the same exact words, because
of punctuation. Truss says that one writer has defined punctuation
as the traffic signals of language; they tell us to slow down,
notice this, take a detour, and stop.
In England,
periods are called full stops.Language, as with everything, is
evolving and changing. While some punctuation has become optional
such as a comma before the and in a list, typically the rules
remain the same. She explains that one uses a comma if it would
be proper to use the word and. Thus a sentence such as He is tall,
blond and handsome needs a comma after tall because it would also
be proper to use the word and. The comma before the and in a list
is now optional and she blames Americans, in particular journalists,
as we have apparently been the ones to discard it.
This book
isnt for everyone, but if you want to learn a few new things
and laugh at the same time, I recommend it.
Eats, Shoots
& Leaves, Gotham Books, 204 pages, available at local
bookstores.
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