February 9, 2005 Issue

Clever Wordplay

• Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.

* Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative

* Practice safe eating: always use condiments.

* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

* If electricity comes from electrons...does that mean that morality comes from morons?

* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow.

• Fruit flies like a banana.

* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

* Without geometry, life is pointless.

* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

* Alarms: What an octopus is.

* Dockyard: A physician's garden.

* Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

* Pasteurize: Too far to see.

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