May 5 , 2005 Issue

Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving Too Fast

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
He who hesitates is not only ost, but is miles from the next exit
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God's Revenge for Eating His AnimalFriends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A CarWindow.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Grow your own dope, plant a man!
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
Politicians and diapers both need to be changed…And for the same reason

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